DISQUS

this College Life: THIS COLLEGE LIFE - I like my women like I like my coffee…?, ?, ?  …!...

  • ThisCollegeLife · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my laundry; fresh,warm, and delivered once a week from my mom.

    or

    I like my men like I like my phones; handy, technology savvy, and destroyed with a hammer if they are broken.
  • Mike · 9 months ago
    Hahahaha, pedophilia.
  • taylor · 9 months ago
    i like my women like i like my chocolate, rich, creamy and a little nutty???????
  • DanLopez · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my sweatshirts; warm, cuddly, and full of me
  • johnny · 9 months ago
    i like my women like i like my puppies... cute, cuddly, and hairy
  • woody · 9 months ago
    i like my women like i like my rugs...soft, plain, and always there to walk all over
  • RAWR · 9 months ago
    i like my women like i like thiscollegelife; cums once a week, all of my friends do it, and a little retarded.
  • Shmutsy · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer.
  • jamie · 9 months ago
    i like my women like i like my movies; loud, dangerous, exciting, and usually ending in death
  • Griffin · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my coffee - strong, black and excruciatingly painful when poured in my lap.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    I like my women like i like my coffee- Brazilian with a hint of manual labor.
  • Alex · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my Pokemon, cute, cuddly, and the more you use them, the better they get.
  • ThisCollegeLife · 9 months ago
    these are so Rad:

    I like my women like I like my I pods, bright, light weight, and die after 8 hours
  • Dan · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my beer... full bodied, generous with the head, and a little extra yeast for tanginess.
  • Mike · 9 months ago
    I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
  • - · 8 months ago
    fail
  • Dinbabygo · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my facebook status'. Short, doesn't really say anything, and all my friends laugh at them once I've used them.
  • bbrts · 9 months ago
    i like my men like i like my fudge... rich & sweet with a couple of nuts
  • hi · 9 months ago
    this is a video about poop:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc
  • ThisCollegeLife · 9 months ago
    love the video.....keep um coming !!!
  • Samson · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like your mom, and I usually like your mom better from behind.
  • britt · 9 months ago
    I like my sex like I like my math exams: long, hard, and oh so satisfying.

    also, knock knock. re: The Office, March 12.
  • Andrew Litvak · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my dicks...short, sweet, and hardly a point
  • Spencer Andrews · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my coffee...... costs about 3 bucks and doesn't hesitate when I put them through the grinder.
  • Daniel · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my coffee; extra-large, burns if I stick my tongue in it, and makes me want to masturbate and take a dump at the same time.
  • ThisCollegeLife · 9 months ago
    any ladies wish to enter the competition? How do you like your men?
  • Marie · 9 months ago
    I like my MEN like I like my coffee: hot, adam, and jake.

    oh wait.
    i don't understand the game either.
  • Probably not a dude? · 9 months ago
    I like my men like I like my riptides; they sweep me off my feet, get me wet, and I end up swallowing lots of gross salty stuff.
  • Mike · 9 months ago
    LOL. This one is epic.
  • chester · 9 months ago
    I like my women like i like my coffee. ground up and in the freezer
  • April · 9 months ago
    I like my men like I like my mom: co-dependent, plus sized and with little to no pressure for sexual favors.
  • ThisCollegeLife · 9 months ago
    thats gonna be tough to beat
  • johnny · 9 months ago
    i like my women like i like my whiskey... warm, irish, and aged five years
  • emily rachel · 9 months ago
    i like my men like i like my coffee...black, imported from south america, and slightly bitter.

    no? ok. sorry.
  • masonG · 9 months ago
    I like my women like I like my coffee... a hard name to pronounce, an unusual flavor, and a burning sensation when I put my D in them.


    IT BURNS WHEN I PEE.
  • Hayley · 9 months ago
    " I like it when you blow on my coffee" LMAO

    I like my men like I like my coffee, Large, Nutty, and Lasts a while.
  • Danny Graham · 9 months ago
    I like my women like i like my music ... loud, fast, hard and full of bounce!!!
  • the unicorn · 9 months ago
    i like my men how i like my chipotle spicy, thick and full sour cream.
  • elizabee · 8 months ago
    y'know... jake and amir could do this better.
    i feel like an asshole now. but its true.
    i like my men like i like my comedy: jake amd amir
    (only 2 but you get it, right?)
  • Zach · 6 months ago
    I like my women how I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.
  • Mandiie · 6 months ago
    Yay I'm African - American :D
    well..mixed..