DISQUS

this College Life: You made us wet with your similes...?

  • Dan · 9 months ago
    I'd like my trophy like I like my girlfriend... all my friends are jealous over it, it makes me feel good about myself, then after about three months I'll forget it's there and completely ignore it.




    P.S. Remember that other one that probably wasn't a dude? It was. It was me. I cheated. I understand if you never want to call me again...
    P.P.S. Is one of the names of my penis, The PeePeeStick(tm)
    P.P.P.S. Why haven't you ever called me?