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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>this College Life - Latest Comments in You made us wet with your similes...?</title><link>http://baumsauce.disqus.com/</link><description></description><atom:link href="https://baumsauce.disqus.com/you_made_us_wet_with_your_similes/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:17:14 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: You made us wet with your similes...?</title><link>http://thiscollegelife.net/post/88673487#comment-7416016</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'd like my trophy like I like my girlfriend... all my friends are jealous over it, it makes me feel good about myself, then after about three months I'll forget it's there and completely ignore it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. Remember that other one that probably wasn't a dude? It was. It was me. I cheated. I understand if you never want to call me again...&lt;br&gt;P.P.S. Is one of the names of my penis, The PeePeeStick(tm)&lt;br&gt;P.P.P.S. Why haven't you ever called me?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Dan</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:17:14 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>